September 2012
me on facebook: do you all have brain damage or
me on twitter: do any of you understand grammar or
me on tumblr: do any of you want to live with me or
August 2012
davinathewrapper:
I wish I had nicer boobs. :(
brandnewswastikas:
The opposite of “You’re cruising for a bruising” is “You’re wishing for a squishing” because that’s what you’re supposed to say to a cute girl when they do something that you like and you want to hug them.
i think life would be better if we could all just go sit on the moon for a while and stare at the earth. i think our problems would seem so insignificant for at least a little bit.
clusterphoque:
do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to...
thetimelordpirate:
Life is like a pair of pants. Some days you find money in the pocket, and other days your pocket catches on the doorknob of your classroom and you take out three desks and a foreign exchange student as you stumble in.
1st week of school: i'm looking forward to the rest of the year and i'm going to make it onto honor roll and i'm going to make so many friends and it's going to be alright
2nd week of school: oh my fucking god
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fredweasley:
school wouldn’t be so bad if you didn’t have to wake up at the crack of satans ass
STFU, Conservatives: supersoygrrrl: hufflepug:... →
supersoygrrrl:
hufflepug:
robot-heart-politics:
a-giant-slide-or-a-trampoline:
To Everyone Who Is Supporting Obama Because He “Supports” Their Views on Gay Marriage, Abortion, Feminism, Or Other Social Issues,
Are these issues really the biggest thing you should be…
Deciding what to do when you don't have a computer...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
“Cheap.”
– Josh Romney, describing his dad in one word. (via wittyguts)
CandidlyCara: The truth about non-theists, the... →
itscandidlycara:
Murder rates are actually lower in more secular nations and higher in more religious nations where belief in God is widespread.
Of the top 50 safest cities in the world, nearly all are in relatively non-religious countries.
Within America, the states with the highest murder rates tend to be…
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Hey Ann… did you meet Mitt at a dance?
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How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
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Today is the first day EVER (besides from like kindergarten-5th grade obviously) that I didn’t wear any makeup besides very light eye make-up to school. Oh my god this is like monumental for me. I wore my hair up and no make-up to 3 classes, lunch, around campus to pick up my shirt and to a meeting tonight. Like this is just a really huge step for me. I can’t believe I forgot...
soo much weed. someone who lives here literally smokes everyday, but if you step in the hallway right now it’s like super strong. excuse me random person, i think we need to be friends.
STFU, Conservatives: 14kgoldnyc: nobsaur: “When a... →
14kgoldnyc:
nobsaur:
“When a young person makes the honor roll, I know he took a school bus to get to the school, but I don’t give the bus driver credit for the honor roll.”
— Mitt Romney, Romney and Ryan’s disdain for the working class - The Washington Post
My grandfather was a…
Now I'm really curious...Reblog this if you're 20...
zombielove74:
The lack of notes.
a-mock-turtle:
Do you guys know what this means
You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now
You could be pregnant right now and not even know it
I’m pregnant
you’re pregnant
WE’RE ALL PREGNANT
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I am SO tired.
Getting up so early is so hard for me. WHY do I have 8am classes?! How did I survive high school?
Why is my campus so hill-y?! Omg my calves are killing me.
My arm hurts. I got a shot yesterday and now my arm is sore and stiff. Ouchhh
I have another meeting today at 5 for the Social Work Student Association.
Tony and I picked up our Purple Haze shirts today. YAY FOR...
