December 2011
“You know that point in your life when you realize the house you grew up in isn’t...”
– The Garden State (via slekes)
Folks, I give you, the 2012 Republican...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Omg
Jesus H.
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I can’t wait to have kids of my own so I can put all their presents under the tree and see them excited on Christmas morning and take tons of pictures and start our own family traditions together.
Also, I’m staying the night at my parents house tonight and I found a ton of their old photo albums and memory books from when they were in high school. Their love for each other amazes me,...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can not be getting sick right now! I have so much good food to eat tomorrow. Please, no :( I’m gonna cry!! ugghh!!
hardcore:
madeleinelizabeth:
people: are you mad/sad or something? me: this is just my face
THIS^
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
me: i'm so lonely omg i just want someone to talk at me
someone: hey
me: no not you
Survey I stole from Joe because I'm bored :)
You’ve had sex with over 12 people? Right ?
No.
Who’s the last person you talked to through a text?
Umm, my friend Sarah
If you were in the hospital, who would come see you?
Probably just Tony since he’s the only one that lives here with me. The rest of my family is too far away.
If you were in the hospital on life support, would the last person you kissed visit you?
He...
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Please excuse how overly emotional and mushy this...
I seriously have the best fiance in the entire world. He is the most caring, amazing, attractive, hard-working, loving, sweetest person I have ever met in my life. He is absolutely everything to me. He is so perfect in every single way. He loves me, cares about me, and supports me in ways that no one ever has. He thinks I’m pretty even when I know I’m not. He tells me every single day...
I can not take this exam today. I am going to die. My study guide is 13 pages long! 13!!! I feel like no amount of studying in the world will prepare me for this test so I’m just going to hope that it’s easier than it sounds and hope I do well on it. :/ I’m so nervous! :( :( I can’t wait for tomorrow night to get here so I can finally be done with this semester… I...
